Jeff is super cool. Else sucks!

I am not drunk! If I am drunk please drop me at any nearest police station. I need my 2 hour rest before I start my whole new day at the office.

The moment I create this special page, I know for sure there will be many girls disappointed with the choice. Unfair of me? I hope you consider it again. They're normal Asian girls. Am I aiming too high? They might look good however the deeper self still counts. 

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hair.eyes.lips.nose.cheek.breast.skin.finger.waist.belly button.butt.thigh.feet 

big breast sucks. fat bitch sucks.

Hair - the hair is one of the most important asset some girl barely understand what it means to men. Silky shine shoulder length hair is the best I can see and every men die for. Either it is straight and layered or big curled is so nice. Frizzy hair. I think it look nice when you're in your tube at weekend. But weekdays. Working days, it look like a messy dog after having their weekly bath. Short hair is nice too. However this short haired can drive my mood swing. It is nice sometimes and it sucks when the girl have a wrong hair stylist or dirty black neck. Black hair. I really hate blonde Asian unless they're originally Eurasian. In this case you're sexy.

Eyes - Hazel or black eyes is the best with Asian skin complexion. Mix Eurasian with blue eyes drive me wild. Exotic. I wish to keep them in my cage. Contact lens. No tiger or so-called Persian cat eyes patent. You be wearing if it is S&M session with your leather fetish.

Lips - thin diamond shaped lips really look sexy what ever the scenario be. Big lips sucks. It look like the beer cap. Right lipstick color held the right twist for the sexiness of your lips.

Nose - Hardly can get any Asian with nice nose. They are rather flat. Can't comment about this much. Asian guy have less choice in this category. Some Eurasian enjoy this gift.

Cheek - High cheek bone. Wow! That is impressive. I just love what a high cheek bone can do to girls.  

Breast - Sensitive. Ultra sensitive issue. Many assholes think 36D is the best. Are you nut? Big breast sucks. They really make the girls damn lazy. "Honey I can't play tennis. My breast hurt when is shake". Of course it is so heavy and leave little rooms for them to move. I Love moderately 33B. 2-3 inch different on the bust line compared to the lower breast line does create some contrast to the bust line. Pad it up when you need impressive killing look at the club. So guy really don't know the pain. I understand you girls. So extra points here. Slightly tight cleavage look sexy.

Skin - Fair skin is nice. Not pale white. That is a sick chicken. Sometime tanned girls look really good. Athletic girls with tanned skin look so good when you can imagine their muscular butt.

finger - Long slender finger with 1/4 inch long nails is good. Just to smear the hot massage oil on these fingers and just feel them. By the way 1/4 inch nails is good to scratch your back when your back is itchy and hard to reach. And this finger nail can be so evil when they get into your skin. Hate it when girls did the wrong technique of love grips. Ouch! It hurt more then a good bite from a mad dog at your armpit.

Waist - Did your PE teacher tell you that your waist line goes along with your weight and your height? Hmm just wish a 160cm girl with 27in waist line with 47kg weight. It's so easy. Ahha. No bulgy stomach that is for sure unless you give birth my third child. Girl who drink beer with empty stomach listen. "No B-U-L-G-Y S-T-O-M-A-C-H !"  

Belly button - Hmm some guys just never will think your belly button is sexy. Pierce it. It surely look nice. A small scorpion tattoo next to it make things steamy.

Butt - Second asset after your boobies. Let it curve with shape. Curvy tight butt. No one really love that big fat ass. Just keep it curvy. Get an athlete butt by doing more tennis or badminton. Don't even try some stupid frog hopping practice. That is for something else actually. Girls, a good tip: Tone your butt until someone say to you, " I wanna pinch/slap your ass" [ in a very cute or innocent matter - non verbal insults]. Never get compliments from drunk horny guys. Please!

Thigh - You toned your butt you will surely get a good slender thigh. A good, clean and firm thigh will just drive me goo-goo-gaa-gaa. If you have a good body shape just tone it a bit. Fat ass! You never get it. Hahaha. Sorry for that. I'm sorry. Can't help.

Feet - If you watch J-Lo movie. "Wedding Planner". Remember when a kid tell her she has the most beautiful clean feet in the world as she lay in ward? A kid know what is a beautiful pair of feet. So what you think about guys. How could I enjoy love making session [licking your feet. Dumb!] when you leg stink?. Not going to be in the bath tub every time right? So clean it up. It look good without the bacteria when you wear you simple Hush Puppies sandal.

She wear - Can't really say anything here since everybody look good in their shape. By the way for me I do love girl who wear simple message t-shirt and Levis jean with Nike sneakers. And never to forget those brown shades. Simple accessories like leather thong or tribal necklace at the neck. Sexy wear? Black camisole. White thong. purple or light blue bra. No red lingerie. It sound like a sick chicken at the road site [ Kuching 'belakang court', JB 'Jalan Dhobi' and Larkin area and KL Chow Kit] - care for ice cream?

And she about to look something like this

If you think you have the look of any of these girls above please do send me an email. Attach your email with the photo of any of these girls and your photo and list down the similarity. Then I just love see you grow old with me.