Name : Jeffery Jim @ Jeffery Pirah
Nick : Jeff
Race : Bidayuh Chinese
Date of Birth : 18 November 1977
Horoscope : Scorpio
Chinese Zodiac : Snake
Family : Daddy, Mum, Amy, Julian and Jonas .. and me
Description : Normal and healthy. Would it much better described as short-fat-dark and ugly.
Looks : Well. Can we just be friends? I may scare you.
My body : I have accident scars on my left arm, appendicitis surgery and fractured my left leg . I do have a small scar at my head and I think it is my mom works as she iron the clothing when I'm still a toddle or maybe its a birthmark.
Hobbies : Reading any political, self-motivation books or magazine, Collect Coca-Cola Merchandise and Borneo handicraft , Graphics, Surf the net for craps, watch documentaries.
Old Hobbies : Roller Hockey, modeling jet fighter, Mirc scripting, reading comics, compose novels [3 so far and 2 without ending yet], tried skateboarding a while [ too slow to pickup skills. Till now I can't even do a kick flip. What a loser. ]
Music : Pop-punk, Grunge, Indie and J-pop. A little dosage of R&B at certain mood.
Bands : Blink-182, Stainds, Pennywise, NOFX, Alice in Chain, Chris Cornell, Sugar Ray, Weezer, Vertical Horizon, Frente. Any Japanese Drama Mood songs. Kind of Universal selection. Just love these band's songs without worshipping them. NO Boy Band ! Well lately I am into Fann Wong, Brilliant Green and Cagnet. Why?
TV : F1 racing, Discovery channel, Cartoon network [ cow and chicken, I am weasel ], National Geographic, Discovery Travel.
Cartoon character : I.R. Baboon, Red Guy and chicken.
Team Formula 1 : Ferrari and Sauber Petronas
Driver : Nick Heidfeld [ Sauber Petronas ]
Radio : 98.7fm Perfect Ten. Singapore. [ used to! ]
Cloths : Message t-shirt, 2nd hand Levis and Nike. Recycle your cloths. Save the planet!
Nike shoe : Nike Alpha Project Hyper Flight [ now ], Nike Mudman [ store room ], Nike Airforce [ souvenir to Wellington Jesus - Fuck you man! - hehe! ] , Nike Zoom Uptempo [ stolen ], Nike Zoom Air [ stolen ]. I bought another Nike sandal 'getasandal'.
Shoe before : Converse One Star, Converse All star x 2, Converse Typhoon
Other stuff : Nike ambient watch, tribal necklace.
Drinks : Espresso, Ice Blended Mocha, Guneng-cola, Fair lady, Teh c' peng, black coffee, On the rock Johnny Walker and Jack Daniel. Jim Beam is okay too. Flaming Lamborghini and long island tea as well as any other cocktails. No beers please unless you pay and make sure it is Heineken or Budweiser. Beer sucks. Read FHM Malaysia Edition. They rank Budweiser with 3 stars while Carls and Stella beer as 5 stars. Foul play. Desperate Sarawakian only drink Carls or Stella. Care to try Beer Cap Bintang.
Food : Laksa Sarawak, Kueh Chap, Sio bee, Pari bakar, Kerang bakar, Ayam goreng Pak Ali, Sotong Kangkong, Chicken finger and half done steak.
Exotic food : I tried these before. Dogs [ ginger ], snake [ soup ], bear [ ginger ], Lizard [ curry ], frog [ ginger and spice], bats, squirrel [ fried ], sharks [ ginger ], ant-eater, tortoise, wild boar [ curry, ginger, soy sauce ], deer [ spice ], python [ barbeque ]. I'm not too sure if I've eaten a crocodile before.
Restaurant : TGI Fridays, Starbucks, Pak Ali, Lim Kee and Hui Sing open air and Electra House open air. HardRock Pub really cool.
Records : 13 pieces of fried chicken excluded ice creams, soda, cakes, salads and small pieces of chicken wing and gizzard. Done at Hartz Chicken Buffet, 1994. Year 2000 I did something which everybody should think its incredible. I download 130 mp3 in one night. Teleport photos worth 900Mb. Thanks to office dudes who introduced me Teleport Pro and Audio Galaxy. Bundy, Pokley, Rozex and Hasbee. Half a bottle of Bacardi Rum in less then 20 minutes. Done at 11 Pulai 16, Taman Pulai Utama with housemates, 2001. They are all really sick and drunkard gods : Adrian (Kuligaran Kupei) and Wellington Jesus. Guest : Hemang Abit, Dinaesh, Wandy, Vernon! Sorry Taki. Never have the chance to offer you any liquors. You know some thing good about drinking beer? 2 can a day is good to repair your dead brain cells.
Worst food : Consume too much Patin fish eggs till I start to puke. It is Christmas eve for Christ sake.
Cigarettes : Marlboro Red. Havana cigars is superb with my bourbons.
Mirc Server : Dalnet. Used to be in Undernet since 1995 till 1998. Ever since the flooding and trojan issues, Malaysian user is banned from accessing Undernet server. So Dalnet is my only refuge. Recently I got k-lined without reason. So sometimes it is hard to get in there.
Mirc Channel : #Kuching, #Petrajaya, #Sarawak
Mirc nick : LordAnomos, BaboonSoup
Favorite web : www.fas.org, www.gft1.com, www.howtobrew.com
Email address : [email protected] , [email protected]
Chat client : Yahoo Messenger, Msn Messenger, ICQ
ICQ account : 116950273
Status : Freeman I guess?
Virginity : Ask my mum.
Old affair : Christ! Other question please.
Best quotes for this : Bitch? What is a bitch if you compare to a devil with sweet tongue.
Ideal one : Hmm . I guess 34C-27-36 and 160cm at least. I enjoy to see those curves, not those bare skins. Actually I prefer non-smoker ladies or those who do it once a blue moon. I need healthy babies. By the way no one buy sick chicken at the market. Drugs or pills addicts - I rather use my hand on myself!
She wear : Since I'm Scorpio. Black lace or white thongs. Or maybe just skirt and cardigan when she is out with me. Decent at public. Wild at home. The best policy.
Her race : I don't know but I like mixed blood lady. Spell it. L-a-d-y! Not bitch. Duh!
Turn on : a gently brush on those long hair, snug t-shirt, long legs in those Levis, a gentle shape at the cute butt when they wear skirts, Japanese or Thai face girls . Read about my type!
Dumbest approach : Well I got to say its the girl introduced by Adrian. Hmm her name. Let me burst it out Loud. Her name is Lai Lai. I'm so sorry to say I like her much but then past two assholes got me the symptoms called 'dumped-after-effect'. Hmm here I am never get another shot for sure since she is far away. Nice-sweet-gorgeous-indescribable. She studied Counseling course at my local varsity. God bless you, sweet child.
Hate : Hypocrites, retards, fundamentalist, terrorist?, stupid rich guys! blonde haired Chinese aka Ah bengs, cheap car with power amps, modified Protons or Perodua, fat bitch in pubs! [ they really stinks, ugly and always too heavy for anyone's lap ], faggot specially those who are willing to give air-con blowjobs [ why would any guy go for another guy's back? explain to me. ] and the list goes on. The worst is dumb politicians. They cock and bullshit around. They only capable to cheat those stupid citizens but not me, my brother or my dad. Most of them have stupid and easy degrees so why bother to understand or listen to them. By the way they usually end their career with a pretty stupid scandal such as keeping mistress and 50,000 bugs money swindling. Most of all I hate Siti Nurhaliza. A so-called Malaysian virgin. Really a Xerox of Britney Spears when she say she is a virgin. Next to this issue is Malaysia entertainment magazine. They tell us not follow the western living style. Eg. Don't sleep together (and sex of course), and some personal comments. How about their attitude by stripping some artist and ask them to bare their ass and boobs in bikini? The worst to see local hunks? ( I prefer to called them asshole) wearing a 3/4 pants and showing off their small-dark nipple. What a turn down. This medias get so agitated when an artist couple married without inviting them. Do they think all artist have the money to throw a big banquet? Where is the privacy? bird brained. I guess most of the reporter hardly pass SPM, Grade 3 incompetent fools and just write some article late night with a Gudang Garam cigarette in their lips before they sleep. I hate what I want to hate not what I teach to hate.
Regrets : I didn't circumcised early at the age of 11 and didn't play basketball. Or else I'm tall and tanned. Can't Swim.
Education level : Degree in Civil engineering, University Technology Malaysia (UTM). UTM Masters degree dropout. I got to sacrifice something do I? I will be doing it anyway soon. Real soon.
Previous Job : Research Analyst.
Present Job : Civil engineer cum project planner.
Majoring : IT in construction industry, project managements and highway .
Old Schools : SMK Abdul Ghapor Stampin [ 4 - 5Sc ] , SMK Serian [1 - 3C] , SRB St Teresa Serian [ 1 - 6 Merah ].
Accumulative days in the hospital : 10 days. [ appendicitis and a fractured leg ]
Accumulative days in jungle : 34 days [ Scouting ]
Early days : I stay at Field Force Camp with 2 other siblings. Being a typical army camp boy I usually being mischievous. Play 'combat' every afternoon with wooden gun with rubber catapult. I did build a army tent under a Rambutan tree and catch fish in drains. Follow my dad to collect cocoa and bath in a slimy well at the orchard.
Kid's best thing : Fire a bullet from M-16 on Sport days. See seized 'bakakuk' in the army store. By the way 'bakakuk' is home-made gun and usually used by the pirates in Tawau, Sabah. Take over and drive the army school truck and nearly landed in a ravine. Hiking with other scout friends. Ghost sightings during a scout camping trip. Fool around at the a movie prop. 'Farewell to the king' acted by Nick Nolte. All the people in the camp take part. Acting as indigenous tribe, Japanese and Kuomintang. Hey! They really serve big chunk of mutton. It's not one of those local movies acted by Awie. He is a dope. It's US movie acted here when I'm just 10. 'Entrapment' come 11 years later.
Worst thing : Landed in a monsoon drain with the bicycle on my back. Fractured my leg as I jump from the stage. Bang my head to H-beam column days before I fractured my leg. Appendicitis when I stay back for the weekend. Lack of water and eat those spicy Dafta sardines. However this is nothing compare to what my friend experienced. Break the main pipe as he stand on top of it while peeping young girl taking bath. Hush.. what a life. Recently the worst thing ever happened is I have 2 months sore throat. I love that Havana cigars too much till I have that bad sore throat. Two cigars in a row with my bourbons. I hate this but I got caught for a porn ( I rather say it is r-rated) CD at a local airport. What is this?
